Save the date: Thursday, July 28th, 7-9pm at the Seaburn Bookstore in Astoria, Queens. They will have books for sale. I will be signing. I may read a bit. There will be wine. Keep your eye out for more details as we get closer. Come and bring friends. Let’s celebrate.
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Book Review: Return to Exile – E.J.Patten
This book was given to me at BEA back at the end of May… for my son. He read it, loved it, and told me I had to read it. This is E.J.Patten’s debut novel and it is quite the rubix cube of a novel. It is also a lot of fun. My son is 9 and an advanced reader so my guess is this is an 11 and up book – though easily enjoyed by adults – all those who enjoyed Rick Riordan’s work and Suzanne Collins’ Gregor the Overlander books – though Patten’s book is for older readers – is more sophisticated in plot and in fright factors – will enjoy Patten’s work.
So who is this guy Patten? Take a look at his website for some interesting background on him and on this first book in his series – what is called The Hunter Chronicles.
Here’s the synopsis from Goodreads:
Eleven years ago, a shattered band of ancient hunters captured an unimaginable evil and Phineas T. Pimiscule rescued his nephew, Sky, from the wreckage of that great battle. For eleven years, Sky Weathers has studied traps, puzzles, science, and the secret lore of the Hunters of Legend, believing it all a game. For eleven years, Sky and his family have hidden from dark enemies while, unbeknownst to Sky, his uncle Phineas sacrificed everything to protect them. For eleven years, Sky Weathers has known nothing of that day. But on the eve of Sky’s twelfth birthday and his family’s long-awaited return to Exile, everything changes. Phineas has disappeared, and Sky finds himself forced to confront the mysterious secrets he’s denied for so long: why did his family leave Exile on that day so long ago? What, exactly, has Phineas been preparing him for? And, the biggest mystery of all, who is Sky really and why does everyone want to kill him?!
What came to mind for me immediately as I began this book was how unique and different the world that Patten built is. It is part Lovecraft with dark, dark, frightening monsters who are shapeshifters and tentacled, and razor sharp toothed with mouths on their heads and caps to cover them – part Solomon Kane from Robert E. Howard (the author of Conan), and all bizarre. Man these monsters with names like Whisper, Gnomen, Wargarou, Shadow Wargs, are creepy and imaginative and scary and they surround the main character, Sky Weathers, who is likeable and always one step behind the plot which is one giant puzzle/trap. His mentor, Phineas T Pimiscule, is a wonderful creation and worthy of a book all by himself. The theme of puzzles and traps is fascinating and one of the things that intrigued my son about the book and also intrigued me. I was constantly trying to figure out what would happen next and was always surprised by the shifting landscape and characters. This is a world of shapeshifters and darkness.
Check out the opening line – always a key element in book selection for me:
Phineas T. Pimiscule was not what you’d call an “attractive” man.
This is a line that begs you to read on.
And this is a book you must also pay attention to. Half the fun was trying to guess what the solutions to the puzzles were just as Sky was. I especially appreciated the world-building done by Patten – epic in scope, logical and consistent in tone, and thought-provoking. I enjoyed having characters that were evil and good, monsters that were sometimes both at the same time, and good guys who could also be bad. Sky’s world is not made of simple black and white.
Do I have complaints about the book? Patten’s use of simile was a bit much with less, for me as a reader, being more. But this is a small thing compared to the success of the larger scope of the book and the craft of world-building he has demonstrated. The ending is just beautiful. I won’t spoil it but I will tell you it reads like the perfect ending to a pulp serial – ominous, dark, and bookended by razor-sharp tooth and suction cupped tentacle.
Open Wounds Reviewed by Mathew Rush
Mathew Rush has written a wonderful review of Open Wounds at Afterglow Book Reviews. Mathew has an incredible blog on writing and especially on how to write an effective query letter on his aptly named blog The Quintessentially Questionable Query Experiment. He’s also an avid commenter on many other writer’s blogs and is just a nice guy who really loves to write. I met him through Andrew Smith’s Ghost Medicine blog and both of these writer’s blogs have opened up an online community to me that I really had no idea existed before. Thank you Mathew.
Event at The Voracious Reader in Larchmont!
I’ll be doing a little fencing demo at a wonderful kids bookstore called The Voracious Reader in Larchmont, New York, on Friday evening July 29th at 6pm. They will have Open Wounds available to buy so if you’ve been waiting for an opportunity to get your hands on a copy and support an independent book store this is your chance. The Westchester Fencing Academy will be there to do a fencing demo and yours truly will do a little stage combat too with rapiers. It’s easy to get to from metro north – walking distance from the Larchmont train station – and a short 30 minutes driving from Manhattan. Let me know if you can come.
Samurai Story
I just finished grant writing for three projects – two state and one federal. They have nothing to do with my fiction life but they will help me keep my day job which pays for my night and early morning job. It occurred to me in the middle of this – what for me is a hellish process of putting together 20 to 25 pages of times new roman one inch margins narrative about a project idea, capability statement, project abstract, budget and budget narrative, and staffing narrative – that I might actually be learning something about writing while I was doing this.
Wait I’m getting ahead of myself.
The stress of putting these projects together is high, the stakes high (staff and my jobs), and the work hard (long hours for a good week right up to deadline). I did three in a row over a four-week period. During this time I could do little writing that I wanted to do – like work on my latest fiction project.
It reminded me of an old Buddhist story. A samurai goes in search of the meaning of heaven and hell. So like any good samurai he goes in search of a wise man – called a roshi. Well, he meets a roshi and sits down in front of him and asks him about the meaning of heaven and hell. The roshi says, “Why would I tell a miserable worm, a slug of a human being like you? You smell bad. You are worthless. And -” the samurai stood up at this point, feeling rage boil up inside of him. “You disgust me,” the roshi continued.
“Enough,” the samurai yelled and drew his sword, ready to cut off the roshi’s head.
“This,” the roshi quietly said in the moment before his decapitation, “is hell.”
The samurai, really a nice, honest, kind and loyal man, realized what he was about to do – what his rage had drawn him into – and sat down again in front of the roshi. Trembling, tears came to his eyes and the rage dissipated. He placed his hands together into prayer to apologize.
“This,” the roshi quietly said, “is heaven.”
My hell is the process of writing these grants that I have to write. But if I can look outside of this hell and see what it brings to me. The flexing of writing muscles that are different but that will help me to be more concise, more narrative driven, more specific. Then my hell can be my heaven. I can bow my head before the task and let the anger that boils up inside about the task dissipate.
Pema Chodron, in her book, Comfortable with Uncertainty, tells this story and then sums it up. These words stick with me. She said (my paraphrase), “In life we stand in sacred space and everything that comes into this space, good, bad, or indifferent, has something to teach us.”
Man do I have a lot to learn.



